6 inch ka Silencer

Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
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Dabaao na aur jorse
esa karo mera blause nikldo
meri sari bhi
ab dabao
thoda zorse
tumhara pant bhi nikldo
dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh! 
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Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.

Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.