Haath mein dun ya muh mein?

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
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Men sure have Double Standards:

Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY

Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS

Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK

Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!

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