"Your tail is in the front"

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. 
Tarzan removed his clothes. 
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"? 
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front" 
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Secret of long life...
u Morning two eggs, 
evening two pegs......
and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..
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Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi
Aaya?
.
Boy: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur
Wo
Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi.
Isiliye Parso Nahi
Aaya..
.
.
Madam: Aur Kal ?
.
.
Boy: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye
Nikla....
Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya..
Dekha To
.
Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi To
Mujhe
Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi
Aayengi..!