Sex Education

Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thia.
Teacher: Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Bhi Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.
Ek Ladki Jisne Pehle Sex Kiya Hua Tha, Ye Sun Kar Boli.
Mam, Polythene Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?
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Shadi Hui, Khub Mithaai Bati;
Pehla Bachcha Hua, Khub Mithaai Bati;
Dusra Bachcha Hua, Phir Mithai Bati;
5 Saal Baad, Bachchon Ka School Admission Karwane Gaya, Donation 2 Lac+ Fees 1,50,000;
Aadmi Ghar Aakar Khub Roya Toh Biwi Boli: Janu Meri Phati Toh Khub Mithaai Baati, Khud Ki Phati Toh Rona Aa Gaya???
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Skoda Laura is an excellent car... But people who have bought it are facing some very embarrasing moments.

For example:
Client to Bank Manager: Sirji Ek Laura Finance Karana Tha. Laure Pe Interest Kya Chal Raha Hai?

After taking delivery:
Wife Ne Laure ki Pooja Ki Aur Phir Pura Parivar Laure Pe Baith Ke Icecream Khaane Gaya.

Malkin to driver Driver Laura Nikalo.
Driver to Maalik: Sahab, Laura Dho Doon.

And last but not not the least.....
Neighbours:
Bete Ki Baraat Toh Sharma Ji ke laure Pe Nikalunga. Kyun Sharma Ji! Aapko Koi Takleef Toh nahi Hogi ???