6 inch ka Silencer

Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
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Dabaao na aur jorse
esa karo mera blause nikldo
meri sari bhi
ab dabao
thoda zorse
tumhara pant bhi nikldo
dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh! 
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Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.

Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.

Oscar nomination for blue films

Bacha: Aunty is bar to aap ka larka hi hoga.
Aunty: Tumhe kese pata chala.
Bacha: Aap ki phatti hui shalwar se muje us ki moonchein nazar aa rahi hain.

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Oscar nomination for blue films are:
1. Uatar ke panti so gayi aunti.
2. Hasina ke dudu me pasina.
3. Pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me.
4. Ghar me saali to puri raat diwali.

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With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
.
.
.
.
.
Who is she?
.
.
.
.
.
Balloon.

BRA utarkar let gayi

Dhyaan se Padho

Jo apne hote hai
wohi tumhari Gaand me
ungli kar ke bhaag jate hai
warna
Gairo ko kya khabar ke
tumhe isme maza aata hai..!!

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1 ladki dentist ke paas gayi aur BRA utarkar let gayi
Dr gusse me bola: Main Dentist hu

Lady: Main bhi daant nikalwane hi aayi hu,
Nipple mein fasa hai.

Haath mein dun ya muh mein?

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
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Men sure have Double Standards:

Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY

Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS

Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK

Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!

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What is CONDOM ?

Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?

1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.

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LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.

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What is BULL RIDING in sex?

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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What is BULL RIDING in sex?

TRY THIS:
Get on Top of Ur Girl While doing with her..
Whisper another girl’s name gently!
Then see how long u can stay on top??

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Kuchh seekho Penis se:
Lady dekh kar khada hona,
Seedha rehkar kaam karna,
Kaam khatam hone pe sirr jhukakar baith jana..

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Ye hote hai manners..

Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi

Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka.

Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.

Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.

Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka?

Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka.

Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka.

Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.

Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.

"Your tail is in the front"

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. 
Tarzan removed his clothes. 
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"? 
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front" 
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Secret of long life...
u Morning two eggs, 
evening two pegs......
and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..
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Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi
Aaya?
.
Boy: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur
Wo
Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi.
Isiliye Parso Nahi
Aaya..
.
.
Madam: Aur Kal ?
.
.
Boy: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye
Nikla....
Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya..
Dekha To
.
Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi To
Mujhe
Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi
Aayengi..!

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. 
Tarzan removed his clothes. 
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"? 
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front" 
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Secret of long life...
u Morning two eggs, 
evening two pegs......
and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..