Oscar nomination for blue films

Bacha: Aunty is bar to aap ka larka hi hoga.
Aunty: Tumhe kese pata chala.
Bacha: Aap ki phatti hui shalwar se muje us ki moonchein nazar aa rahi hain.

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Oscar nomination for blue films are:
1. Uatar ke panti so gayi aunti.
2. Hasina ke dudu me pasina.
3. Pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me.
4. Ghar me saali to puri raat diwali.

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With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
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Who is she?
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Balloon.