Adult Jokes

Kaunsa Sa Mahina Chal Raha Hai?


Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha..

To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya..

Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki “Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai”

Sardar Ji Bole: “Daswa (10th)”

Lady: “Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai“

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200 Rs Mein Hill Hill Ke Doongi

Call Girl Ek Ladke Se: “200 Rs Lungi Par Hill Hill Ke Doongi”

Ladka: “100 Rs Dunga Hill Mein Khud Hi Loonga”

Ladki: “Tu 100 Rs Bhi Bacha Le Aur Haath Se Hi Hila Le“

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Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai

Aur Kehta Hai: “Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Lena”

Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Isse Kya Hoga?”

Ladka Bolta Hai: “Daddy Agar Toffee Achi Lage To Mere Takiye Ke Neeche Chup Chap 100 Rupye Rakh Dena”

Agle Din Ladka Apne Takiye Ke Neeche Dekhta Hai To Use 1100 Rupye Milte Hai

Aur Daddy Ke Paas Ja Ke Kehta Hai: “Daddy Meine To Sirf 100 Rupye Rakhne Ko Kaha Tha”

Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Meine To 100 Hi Rakhe The 1000 Teri Maa Ki Taraf Se Hain“

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Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha: “Tum Kitni Kaali Ho”

Ladki: “Ismein Tumhare Baap Ka Kaya Jata Hai”

Ladka: “Agar Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti“

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Maa Jaldi Se Kahin Chupp Ja

Beta Bhagta Hua Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Ko Bola

“Maa Jaldi Se Kahin Chupp Jao”

Maa: “Kyu Beta, Kya Ho Gaya?”

Beta: “Daddy Ne Mujhe Cigratte Peete Dekh Liya Hai Aur Bola Hai

Ghar Chal Teri Maa Chodta Hoon

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Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De

Saas Apni Bahu Se Ek Pota Mangte Hue

Saas: “Bas Bahu Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De”

Bahu: “Sirf Ek??????

Aapka Beta To Mujhe Aise Chodta Hai Jaise Bal Divas Ki Rally Meri Chut Mein Se Hi Niklegi“

Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

Shopping Mall Ke Bahar Ek Mast Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Maine Kaha Jaanu I Love You”

Ladki: “Tere Jaiso Pe To Main Potti Bhi Ni Karti”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Phir Kya Huya Sohnyo, Ek Paad Hi Maar Do“
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Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha

“Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta”

Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy“

Bahu Pe Chadna Ha

Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.

Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai”

Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.“

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Do Patiyala Cheeze Badi Mehshoor Hai

Ek Toh Patiyala Peg Aur Dusri Patiyala Salwaar

Fark Bas Itna Hi Hai Ke Ek Chadhti Jaldi Hain Aur Dusri Utarti Jaldi Hain

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Santa Ki Condoms Banane Ki Factory Thhi

Ek Baar USA Se Order Aaya Ki 14 Inch Ke Condoms Bana Do.

Santa Ne Socha: “Itne Bade Size Ke Condom Banva Ke America Wale Hamari Beizzti Karna Chahte Hai”

Usne Apne Workers Ko Kaha: “Tum Condoms Ka Order Ready Karo, Aur Packing Wale Dibbe Pe Likh Dena, Medium Size“

Rape Ho Raha Thha Tab Tum Kesa Mehsus Kar Rahi Thi

Sardi Ke Mahine Mein Pati Subah Subah Jogging Ke Liye Bahar Gaya.

Bahot Thand Hone Ke Karan Thodi Der Baad Ghar Aake, Patni Se Chipak Kar So Gaya.

Aur Dheere Se Bola: “Yaar, Bahot Thand Hai Bahar”

Patni: “Haan, Phir Bhi Pagal Jogging Ke Liye Gaya Hai“

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Ek Ladki Ka Rape Ka Case Court Mein Chal Raha Thha

Judge: “Jab Tumhara Rape Ho Raha Thha Tab Tum Kesa Mehsus Kar Rahi Thi?”

Ladki: “Laddu Agar Jabardasti Se Bhi Khilaya Jaye To Meetha Hi Lagta Hai.“

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Pakistani Ladkiyon Ke (    .    ) (    .    ) Boobs Bade Kyon Hote Hain?

Kyun Ki….

Wo Aate-Jaate Har Ek Ko Kehti Hain

“Aa Daab – Aa Daab“

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Maine Aaj Tang Aakar Do Kasmein Khayi Hai.

1) Ab Kisi Parai Ladki Par Nazar Nahi Dalunga.

2) Aaj Se Kisi Bhi Ladki Ko Paraai Nahi Samjhunga

Sirf Meri Gaand Hi Marta Hai,

Ek Ladki Apne Sasuraal Se Apni Maa Ko Phone Karti Hai.

Ladki: “Maa, Main Apne Pati Ko Talaakh De Rahi Hun.”

Maa: “Kyu Beta Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?”

Ladki: “Maa Wo Sirf Meri Gaand Hi Marta Hai, Halat Ye Ho Chuki Hai Ki Meri Gaand Ka Size 1 Rupye Ke Sikke Jitna Ho Gaya Hai, Jo Ki 25 Paise Ke Sikke Jitna Hona Chahiye Tha.”

Maa Ladki Ko Samjhate Hue: “Beta, Tune Ek Karore Pati Se Shaadi Ki Hai, Ek Bohat Bade Bangle Mein Rehti Hai, BMW Or Mercedes Jaisi Gaadiyon Se Neeche Nahi Utarti, 1 Lakh Rupye

Tujhe Hafte Ki Pocket Maney Milti Hai Or Tu Ye Sab Kuch Chhodh Dena Chahti Hai Wo Bhi Sirf 75 Paise Ke Liye.”