Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Sirf Meri Gaand Hi Marta Hai,

Ek Ladki Apne Sasuraal Se Apni Maa Ko Phone Karti Hai.
Ladki: “Maa, Main Apne Pati Ko Talaakh De Rahi Hun.”
Maa: “Kyu Beta Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?”
Ladki: “Maa Wo Sirf Meri Gaand Hi Marta Hai, Halat Ye Ho Chuki Hai Ki Meri Gaand Ka Size 1 Rupye Ke Sikke Jitna Ho Gaya Hai, Jo Ki 25 Paise Ke Sikke Jitna Hona Chahiye Tha.”
Maa Ladki Ko Samjhate Hue: “Beta, Tune Ek Karore Pati Se Shaadi Ki Hai, Ek Bohat Bade Bangle Mein Rehti Hai, BMW Or Mercedes Jaisi Gaadiyon Se Neeche Nahi Utarti, 1 Lakh Rupye
Tujhe Hafte Ki Pocket Maney Milti Hai Or Tu Ye Sab Kuch Chhodh Dena Chahti Hai Wo Bhi Sirf 75 Paise Ke Liye.”

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