Bahu Pe Chadna Ha

Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.

Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai”

Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.“

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Do Patiyala Cheeze Badi Mehshoor Hai

Ek Toh Patiyala Peg Aur Dusri Patiyala Salwaar

Fark Bas Itna Hi Hai Ke Ek Chadhti Jaldi Hain Aur Dusri Utarti Jaldi Hain

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Santa Ki Condoms Banane Ki Factory Thhi

Ek Baar USA Se Order Aaya Ki 14 Inch Ke Condoms Bana Do.

Santa Ne Socha: “Itne Bade Size Ke Condom Banva Ke America Wale Hamari Beizzti Karna Chahte Hai”

Usne Apne Workers Ko Kaha: “Tum Condoms Ka Order Ready Karo, Aur Packing Wale Dibbe Pe Likh Dena, Medium Size“