Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. 
Tarzan removed his clothes. 
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"? 
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front" 
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Secret of long life...
u Morning two eggs, 
evening two pegs......
and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..