A Great Truth By William Sexfear

“Having Sex Doesn’t Make You A Slut  And Being A Virgin Doesn’t Make You A Saint.“
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Pappu: “Daddy Aapki Love Marrige Hui Thhi Na?”

Santa Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Pucha: “Haan Be, Par Tujhe Kaisi Pata?”

Pappu: “Kyunki Aapni Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Mein Sirf 4 Months Ka Farq Hai“

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Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi,
Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye.

Girls: “Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge..”

Boys: “Hum Haar Gaye, Chalo Ab Dikhao“

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Santa Ek Din Apni Beti Ke Room Ki Safayi Kar Raha Thha To Usko Cigarette Milli

Santa Thinks: “Oh No, She Smokes?”

Kuch Din Baad Fir Safayi Karte Hue Whiskey Ki Bottle Milli

Santa Thinks: “On No, She Drinks?”

Kuch Din Baad Usko Bed Ke Niche Se Condom Mila

Santa Hairan Ho Ke: “Haye Mar Gaya, Meri Ladki Ko Lund Bhi Hai?“

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