Adult Jokes

Kaunsa Sa Mahina Chal Raha Hai?


Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha..

To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya..

Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki “Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai”

Sardar Ji Bole: “Daswa (10th)”

Lady: “Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai“

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200 Rs Mein Hill Hill Ke Doongi

Call Girl Ek Ladke Se: “200 Rs Lungi Par Hill Hill Ke Doongi”

Ladka: “100 Rs Dunga Hill Mein Khud Hi Loonga”

Ladki: “Tu 100 Rs Bhi Bacha Le Aur Haath Se Hi Hila Le“

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Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai

Aur Kehta Hai: “Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Lena”

Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Isse Kya Hoga?”

Ladka Bolta Hai: “Daddy Agar Toffee Achi Lage To Mere Takiye Ke Neeche Chup Chap 100 Rupye Rakh Dena”

Agle Din Ladka Apne Takiye Ke Neeche Dekhta Hai To Use 1100 Rupye Milte Hai

Aur Daddy Ke Paas Ja Ke Kehta Hai: “Daddy Meine To Sirf 100 Rupye Rakhne Ko Kaha Tha”

Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Meine To 100 Hi Rakhe The 1000 Teri Maa Ki Taraf Se Hain“

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Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha: “Tum Kitni Kaali Ho”

Ladki: “Ismein Tumhare Baap Ka Kaya Jata Hai”

Ladka: “Agar Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti“

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Maa Jaldi Se Kahin Chupp Ja

Beta Bhagta Hua Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Ko Bola

“Maa Jaldi Se Kahin Chupp Jao”

Maa: “Kyu Beta, Kya Ho Gaya?”

Beta: “Daddy Ne Mujhe Cigratte Peete Dekh Liya Hai Aur Bola Hai

Ghar Chal Teri Maa Chodta Hoon

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Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De

Saas Apni Bahu Se Ek Pota Mangte Hue

Saas: “Bas Bahu Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De”

Bahu: “Sirf Ek??????

Aapka Beta To Mujhe Aise Chodta Hai Jaise Bal Divas Ki Rally Meri Chut Mein Se Hi Niklegi“