Thursday, April 23, 2015

" teri behan chud gayi"

A rape victim walks into a Police station and is greeted by a very polite 
thulla (cop) 
Thulla:- "aaeye behenji kya hua" 

"mera balaatkaar ho gaya" says the woman (I was raped) 

"statement likhane padhe ge behanji" 
So the cop pulls out his book and writes- as the woman narrates her woeful 
tale 

Woman:- "mai bus se utre, voh mera peecha karne laga" 

Thulla:- "phir kya hua behanji" 

Woman:- "mai apne ghar ke taraf mudi, voh mere peeche tha" 

Thulla:- "phir kya hua behanji" 

Woman:- "raat ka time tha, nikkad pe uss ne mujhe pakad leeya. bacchane wala 
koi nahin tha 

Thulla:- "phir kya hua behanji" 

Woman:- "phir uss ne mere saare kapde utaar deye" 

Thulla:- "phir kya hua behanji" 

Woman:- "phir hona kya tha ... tere behan chud gaye" 

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