Bhooton ki Gaand Marne bhi pahuch gaya

Nasir Khan has a very small penis. He has tried every cure ... but it's 
still like a moongphali (peanut). One day he visits a Hakim with a miracle 
cure. The Hakim gives him a bottle of his magic pills- "take only one a day 
for a month" says the medicine man. 

Nasir is too impatient and swallows all 30 tables at once. He watches his 
member grow, and grow, and grow from the overdose. His body cannot cope with 
the demand and he Nasir dies 2 hrs after consuming the bottle. He is buried 
the next morning. His dick has grown 3 feet by now, it is 'cut off' and 
buried beside him. 

The Hakim's medicine is just too potent ... the dead man's penis keeps 
growing, even in his grave. The graveyard's caretaker sees it grow out of 
the ground the next morning, he cuts it off and buries it beside the body. 
It's time for another crop that very evening. The caretaker couldn't be 
bothered with this constant upkeep. He exhumes the body and buries it face 
down. Now it can grow all it wants he thinks. 

A week later around midnight- a man is walking by the graveyard when he sees 
a bunch of ghosts huddled together outside the graveyard. An emergency 
meeting of sorts it appears. Some are sitting on the pulliya with looks of 
dispair. 

"kya baat hai bhai sahib ... bade pareshaan ho" 
(you look worried, what's the matter) 
"kya batayen bhai sahib ... sare umar gand maraaye, socha tha marne ke baad 
chain se so sake ge ... lekin yahaan bhi hamari gand mari ja rahi hai!"