A Blonde Entered Angrily Into The Store, Slapped A Package On The Counter & Said: “What The Hell’s This?”
Clerk: “Why? Your Cat Didn’t Like Them?
Blonde Looking Embarrassed Whispered: “You Mean ‘Pussy Treats’ Is For Cats?”
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Boyfriend: "Life's a bitch, so is my Girlfriend."
Girlfriend: "Life's short, so is his dick
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