kutab minar ko dekh kar ek shayar ne likha
ajab karishma dekha khuda e karim ka,
aasma ko chodne nikla hai lauda zameen ka
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mirza galib ne masuka ka whisper dekha aur bola
:'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI,
KYA MERI BIWI KA BHOSADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'
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Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth,
male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex....
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Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha
“Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
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