Ladka aur Ladki ke Chutkule

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki ka peecha kar raha tha.
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Girl - Tumhe pata hai, peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai..
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Ladka - Tu Tension mat Le Hum Khandani Aashiq hai,
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Teri maa ke peechey mera Baap aa raha hai..

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Ek Ladka rojana kothe par jakar bhaav puchta tha

Dost : Jab tujhe kuch karna hi nahi hai to tu rate Qu puchta hai,

Ladka : Main chek karta hu ki GF mehangi to nai pad ri..

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Girl to boy : Main tumhe apna Dil nahi de sakti.

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Boy to girl : Main utne upar ki soch bhi nahi raha tha!

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Ladke Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha

Ladka : "Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?"

Ladki : "Condom Laye Ho Kya?"

Ladke Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha

Ladka : "Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?"

Ladki : "Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?"

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Ladka Ladki Sex kar rahe the..

Suddenly ladka bola kya hum sadi kar lein?

Ladki boli mazdur ho! Mazduri karo

Factory ke malik banne ki kosis mat karo..