वाह भाई वाह

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Ek lady k 6 judwa bachche hue, to wo gusse se apne Husband k paas aati hai, aur use zor se ek thappad mar k kehti hai.....
"Mai tumko kahti thi naa Doggy Style me mat kiya karo.....!!"
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A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher: "kya chote bachchon k bhi bachche hote
hain"?
Teacher: "nahin kabhi nahin "
Boy said to girl: "dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".
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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi,
Ladke wale:" Ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai- uuper se 15000 kamata hai."
Ladki wale :"Ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."
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Saari raat guzar gayi tere intezar mein
Magar tu na i, Aur hilake sona pada
"Dirty Mind ......
Light nahi aayi ... Pankha hilake sona pada..
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Define a True Music Lover?

"A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Key hole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes."
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Boy:Sex main dono ko maza ata hai to larkey sey hi paise kyon lete hain,
Larki sey Kyon nahi?

Girl: Charges outgoing per lagte hain, Incoming per nahi..
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BV Sotay main Zor se chilayi,
“Jaldi utho mera Shohor Agaya”
Pathan utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,
tang tot gayi,phr khayal aya,…

May hi to uska Shohar hoon
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Girl's Hostel Ke Compound Main Cycling Kerte Huey Ladkiyan Bahut Shor Macha Rahi Thin.

Madam Ne Aa Ker Kaha: Shor Kam Kero Warna Cycle Pe "SEATS" Phir Se Lagwa Dungi.
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